Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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