As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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