my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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