super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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