i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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