Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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