Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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