what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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