theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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