chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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