I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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