I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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