just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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