I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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