So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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