she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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