Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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