You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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