Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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