I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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