in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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