its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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