at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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