Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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