ugly people sure do ruin things
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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