i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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