dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I don't think brook has ever known best
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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