like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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