upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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