I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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