so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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