So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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