You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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