Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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