Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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