Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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