Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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