you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Acid is not a monday night drug
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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