The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Sober January is a disaster.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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