I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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