Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Houston, we have a squirter
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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