they need to just BURY HIM!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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