That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
