dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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