On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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