The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm really into asian looking animals
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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