drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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