i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
