i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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