SEEEEXXX PLEASE
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
