I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Party on wayne
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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