My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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