Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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