You really coming over, don't trick.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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