I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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